heliosexual

the sexuality of wanting to be an apache attack helicopter

I'M NOT GAY ! I'm heliosexual.

heliosexual by pappapafe44 March 17, 2017

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heliosexual

heliosexual: being attracted to people who identify as an apache attack helicopter.

im not gay, im heliosexual! i like how apache helicopters curve!

heliosexual by anonymous January 27, 2023

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helisexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to helicopters.

Person A :"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Person B : "It's alright I accept that you're a helisexual"
Person C : "I'm not a heliphobe!"

helisexual by Pseudologist May 18, 2014