When the sex is so good, they're left incapacitated. Inability to walk, talk, hear, see, or even think clearly, at least temporarily. To be Hellen Keller'ed is to be in a state of euphoria.
M: OMG, J totally Helen Keller'ed me this morning! It took an additional two hours to get out of bed this morning, had to watch a movie to recover before brekky!
by GrkGdss June 4, 2023
Get the Helen Keller'ed mug.When the sex is so good, they're left completely incapacitated. Inability to walk, talk, hear, or even think straight; completely in their own world for a sec there.
M: J Helen Keller'ed me so well this morning, I couldn't get out of bed for an additional two hours before eating a real breakfast!!
by GrkGdss June 4, 2023
Get the Helen Keller'ed mug.Me and the boys Helen Kellered that hot MILF last night, then left the plunger in the toilet bowl. Got her!
by Laura Wynn February 24, 2011
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Jordan: "Yeah where's the miracle worker when you need her?"
Jordan: "Yeah where's the miracle worker when you need her?"
by imnotyourbro February 15, 2008
Get the Helen-Kellered mug.by joshiev06 May 21, 2006
Get the helen kellered mug.The level of drunkenness one reaches when he/she is blacked out and is no longer able to pronunciate words in any sort of fashion. In other words the persons are blind / deaf / dumb.
Sir Tommy Pickles: Dude, check out Roxy! She's hitting on everyone, falling all over the place and I can't even understand a word she's saying.
Mo'Nasty: I know dude! She is completely "Hellen Kellered" right now.
Mo'Nasty: I know dude! She is completely "Hellen Kellered" right now.
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