Help; an AttITUDE for HELPing people. Really an unnecessary word because it means exactly the same as helpfulness. Popular among illiterate blogging teenagers and French businessmen (who of course misspell it as helpEtude).
Alas, my concerns are aswaged not, verrilly your suggestions are not of any helpitude. (Sic, from a website)
How is your week of "helpitude" going? I made that word up myself, it is the opposite of solitude. (Also from a website)
an itch on the heel of your foot. You can’t do much to stop the itch because the skin is too tough for your fingers to get through. The best way to stop this irritating scenario is to rub your bare heel on concrete bricks located on the outside of your house.
The worst case for “heelitch” is while you’re driving, or when you are in a public setting where you cannot just take off your shoes and start itching your stinky feet!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!