helpitude

Help; an AttITUDE for HELPing people. Really an unnecessary word because it means exactly the same as helpfulness. Popular among illiterate blogging teenagers and French businessmen (who of course misspell it as helpEtude).

Alas, my concerns are aswaged not, verrilly your suggestions are not of any helpitude. (Sic, from a website)
How is your week of "helpitude" going? I made that word up myself, it is the opposite of solitude. (Also from a website)

by Katie Bradford June 25, 2008

hermitude

(noun) the attitude one develops from not wanting to be social, being flaky to avoid socialization, and eventual upfront honesty about not attending social events simply because one doesn't care to.

"Jordy had so much hermitude when I invited him to my bar-b-que... he said House of Cards was on Netflix and he wasn't coming."

by terradactyl June 13, 2015

hermitude

a combination of the words 'hermit', and, 'attitude' indicating the suggestion of the 'hermetic vas' spoken of by Jung. In Jungian terminology, the Hermit is the archetypal "Wise Old Man".
The hermit, being "the primitive man who trusts the unconscious" (von Franz on Jung's 'Zofingia lectures')is one whose way of life is concerned with authenticity, the inner attitude to life, and developing one's inner and intuitive life, as opposed to playing a role in the external world of socio-politics.

For the one in hermitude, a simplicity of life and thought begins to unfold.

by D.W. Bender August 13, 2003

hermitude

the attitude of hermitage or of a hermit

my hermitude
broken, beached moonjellies
become visible

D.W. Bender
("hermitude" as used in a haiku poem)

by D.W. Bender August 13, 2003

Holitude

The bad attitude checkout clerks give you during the ever-lengthening holiday season.

I got MAJOR holitude from that woman at the checkout when I asked for a price check on that singing Santa ornament.

by Mike Lerley May 17, 2007

hepatudenous

A smart person's way to call you dumb.

Don't ask her out; she's clearly a dude so stop being a hepatudenous fag.

by SuperUltraRadGuy September 5, 2016

hebitude

A serious Jewish attitude problem.

Hey man, that's the price. I ain't going any lower. Don't catch a hebitude with me.

by SweetLisa May 10, 2008