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When you drink mad beers and get drunk as shit
"I was gonna hit a slam but I was too, heeeeeeammered"

-"Dude, let's turn on Limp Bizkit and fuck shit up"
-"Why?"
-"Because I'm heeeeeeammered"
by Cpt. Corny February 22, 2010
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