heavy cat

Well connected, loaded with massive amount of Money or a high ranking government official or incredibly powerful organized crime lord; examples, Chappo Guzman, Raymond Wong, Demitrius Flenery, Eric Holder, Leon Panetta, etc.

I was walking down the strip in Vegas and bumped into Chappo Guzman. Man, I backed up because he's a Heavy Cat!

heavy cat by MonoOnom August 22, 2015

Heavy attack cat 

Any harmless housecat weighing over 15 lbs (7 kg). The worst thing a heavy attack cat will ever do to a human being is take a good flying leap and land on them, thus rendering the human temporarily stunned and possibly unable to breathe.

Bob, why are you clutching your groin and crying?

My heavy attack cat thought my package was some kind of vermin.

Heavy attack cat by leeharvey June 30, 2004