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Beaner heater 

Spicy salsa put on food. Used in situations when you are unable to warm up your lunch. The spiciness tricks you into thinking the meal is warm.
Man, my taco got cold.

- Dude just use the beaner heater.
Beaner heater by Muddy Boots April 17, 2020

heated meat beater 

When a girl gives a dry handjob.
Guy 1: My penis is so sore and irritated.
Guy 2: Dude, she gave you a heated meat beater!

bater hater

A person who despises the act of masturbation. Generally, said person is religious, but that isn't always the case.

When dealing with a religious bater hater, it is best to avoid the issue of masturbation at all costs. Failure to avoid the issue will result in a pissing contest between you and the person and possibly a lengthy discussion on the finer points of religion, which is probably something you don't want to hear.

When dealing with a non-religious bater hater, it is common practice to try to convert them to the dark side, better known as bation nation. If they are unwilling to convert, it is usually best to write them off as a lost cause. If failure isn't an option, you could try to convert the person by continuously reminding them about what they are missing out on, or if you are so inclined, you could offer them a hand job. However, it is often best to cease and desist your attempted transformation and instead use that time to concentrate on refining your art. And by art, I don’t mean finger painting, although you can use your hand....

For those of you that are religious and practice masturbation, I would just like to say that you are a credit to your creed. It is so refreshing to know that a religious person can actually be open-minded about something, especially something that is commonly forbidden in most religions. Keep on trucking and all that jazz.
Altar Boy: Father, is it okay for me to...you know...touch myself?

Priest: What do you mean my son?

Altar Boy: Well, I think I have committed a sin father...I masturbated today during church.

Priest: That is blasphemy! Jesus died for you and this is how you repay him?

Altar Boy: *whispers* God damn that Jesus...he is such a bater hater.

Priest: I heard that! Now come over here and allow me to fulfill my sexual desires.

Altar Boy: Oh, I see how it is. So it is perfectly acceptable to molest young boys, but when it comes to masturbation, it is a sin?

Priest: Yes, my son. Isn't religion grand?

Altar Boy: Screw this, I am out of here! Don't bater hate me, bater hate somebody else. *runs off*

Priest: Come back here my son! Rats, I lost another one to bation nation! You will not evade me Altar Boy_01!
bater hater by IAMSODOT June 22, 2004

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026