1) Used to describe oneself experiencing something positive.
2) In reference to a female with class and morals towards relationships and sexual activity, although after the subject becomes intoxicated or is seduced with clever wordplay can be manipulated/degraded/exploited or sodomised.
1) "When I fist heard about the paris sextape I downloaded it like a scared bitch on heat!"
2) John: "Hey have you met Kristy? Shes fine as fuck!! I'd love to tap that shit but she's probibly a snob"
Henry: "Fuck that shit! Obviously she's a fuckaholic cum gargling slag, I'll give her the anal ambush and rapist choke, she ain't nothing but a scared bitch on heat!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.