favorite mutual. he loves keqing (so do i) so that makes us soulmates. their posts make me laugh. and i enjoy seeing their content on my page every day. assert him by alpha.

guess what? heartkeqing’s jail arc began!

heartkeqing by keqinglover April 17, 2021

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heartkeqing

Number 1 Keqing Defender
Self-proclaimed Alpha Top

straight man???? cool

pee??? kink??

"i follow @heartkeqing on tiktok!"
"oh, you mean chrys? me too."

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heartkeqing

An avid keqing simp and known for their satire genshin impact character memes. Theirs never a dull moment when playing/talking with them.

I cant believe how funny heartkeqing is!

You don't know heartkeqing? They're one of the funniest people I know!

Wow thanks for introducing me to heartkeqing! I've never been happier than since I've met them!

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amazinf boy i lvoe Him so much he is chrystopher columbus!! he actually found america for the brits so yes he is british and that does kinda suck but it’s fine bc his personality cancels it out

“hey, is that the dude that went viral almost seven times?”
“yeah, that’s heartkeqing!”

“wait, that’s the kid that—“
“the kid that’s so horny for keqing that he got wet from reading a fanfic about her? yeah.”

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heart4kenji

hua tao ass eater and underwear theif

heart4kenji is hua tao fan

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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