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HeartBurst 

(n.): A warm, exited, and joyful expansion in your heart over something that you love. (original use: Wild Mantle Founder, Avi Loren Fox 2012). Also, #HeartBursts.
Q: "So, is he the one?"
A: "Yes, he gives me heartbursts!"
HeartBurst by WildMantle May 17, 2015

Hartpury Hero 

Someone who thinks they are God because they are "hard" enough to walk around constantly in a top man shirt, shorts and flip flops even if its -5 outside, usualy around Hartpury College Campus
Look at those hartpury heroes, what douchers
Hartpury Hero by flipflopgod October 6, 2010

heartfull 

when you loved someone so much, and you though you finally gave up. But it's been a long time and you still haven't stopped liking them, you may have told them that you used to or any of those excuses. You still love them really truly love them it almost starts to hurt sometimes.
She still is heartfull about him.

She seems she will always be heartfull.
heartfull by French Ninja. April 27, 2009

heartburn 

A fiery ass fuck.

If you don’t have a best friend and you’re experiencing heartburn, you have one now, and their name is TUMS.
“Dood, my heart feels like it’s riding a volcano through my throat.”
“Bro..you got heartburn.”
heartburn by Mclovin 4321 June 27, 2019

Spanish Heartburn 

Def: when your pants are too tight and stick up your ass
Professor Angler’s Spanish heartburn was very obvious every time he wrote on the black board.
Spanish Heartburn by “The Gurns” November 10, 2018

Hartpury College

In the middle of nowhere, it is an agricultural/equine/sports/animal college catering for diplomas through to masters degrees.

It is known for its stereotypical "horsey types" featuring fleshtone jodhpurs and rugby stars commonly thought to have balls bigger than brains - this is why they wear cups as any damage could prove fatal. Also noted are the wide variety of characters that make up the teaching staff and speedfreak bus drivers who seem to demonstrate very little knowledge of how to deal with the campuses mountain-resembling speed bumps.

Bar's not bad though, good sofas, ove the paninis.
One lecturer at Hartpury College specialising in parasitology is noted as being in short supply due to his stature, resultantly there are those who think little of him.

There are a distinct lack of straight male equine students, others are known to have a certain "intimate" relationship with their horses.

Yet other students have been duly warned with regard to their conduct:
"Students have been caught swimming in the Campus Lake. This is an extremely dangerous pastime, particularly when under the influence of alcohol, and must stop immediately."