Deer in Headlights

When you accidently lock eyes with a bro taking a dump in the woods, and then you dream about him sexually.

AKA: The Brokeback Outhouse

Randy wanted to remain drinking buddies, but after the "Deer in Headlights," Doug just couldn't do it.

by aggrobot August 19, 2011

Deer in the Headlights

Deer in the Headlights is a great game when 2 people dress up in a 1 deer costume and walk in front of cars unexpectedly and hope to not get it.
This is best to do in a neighborhood or school zone.
Best to do at night.

Alex and Greg dressed in a deer costume, walked to the end of the neighborhood, his and waited for oncoming cars to come. Must be at night.
Deer in the Headlights.

by A Retarted February 16, 2014

headlights on dim

Someone who is so stuoid they look stupid i.e. a face that just says "DUUUH"

"that guy is looping through life with his headlights on dim!"

by Crazy Doc J August 15, 2006

polished headlight

The tip of the penis has been sanded down and subsequently polished (as one would detail a car).

Dan's polished headlight was too shiny for the ladies to resist.

by potatoiam September 27, 2013

headlight fluid

The sweat origaniating from a female's breast, usually during sex.

man she was soaked in headlight fluid last night!!

by LaidBackGuy1988 December 6, 2005

[Deer in the headlights]

When two guys stand face to face looking into each others eyes and jerk each other off. (An adaptation from Dutch rudder)

Do you wanna play 'deer in the headlights?'

by Noodles0105 February 10, 2018

Headlights off the hook

The act of going braless.

Take a look at Jody. Homegirl has her headlights off the hook.

by gulliver1953 October 9, 2008