Caught in the headlights

When you freeze up when your parents walk in on you masterbating and you don't have time to hide anything.

Spencer: Dude i was in my room last night jerking off and my parents walked. I was Caught in the headlights and i couldn't hide the lotion, my member, or the porn.
Hayden: Thats what you get for trying to pull a sixxer.
Spencer:Its the Summer and I'm lonely.

by damzaha June 23, 2010

The headlight delight

The act of having sex in the middle of the night off the side of a country road in the bright light of your trucks headlights.

Sonny and kati are doing the headlight delight tonight off old hickory road.

by The rat rod guy November 07, 2010

Headlight Disco

A Click Five song on their sophomore album Modern Minds and Pastimes.

My favorite song is Headlight Disco.

by MelnKel November 24, 2007

loose headlights

(def adj) the case of a braless female. Similar to the male equivalent of free balling.

"Whoa, that chick has intense loose headlights!" or "Check out the loose headlights on that ho!"

by Chica Mann January 29, 2006

Deer in headlights

When you become anxious

I get a deer in headlights when I ride an escalator.

by Threescore August 26, 2016

Hungarian Headlights

When you put your ballsack on your sleeping mate's eyes to half cover them and then shine a torch down onto your balls. It gives the recipient a blurry image of the torch light, resembling a car's headlights on a foggy night.

Mark: "Hey man, Jay's sleeping on the lounge, do something to him"
Simon: "Pass me the torch, I'll do the Hungarian Headlights"
Mark: Ew dude, that's gross.

by Shitcunt Si January 14, 2011

one headlight

The state of being after a loved one has died, or in some cases after a unintentional breakup, such as someone moving away. Denotes an attempt to cling to whats lost.

He's been a one headlight ever since she died.

by Captain Kevo February 20, 2009