hayha 

AIM GOD

hjave u met hayha. so cracked bro

hayha by hayha March 10, 2021

simo hayha 

Simo Hayha is the world's greatest sniper. He was a Finnish man who served a mandatory one year in the service, after his time there, he became a farmer. However, during the Winter War, he decided to take his rifle (a Finnish variant, M/28), sit in a tree, while it was snowing and kill the Russians. The Russians got scared after hearing of the man known as the "white death", (Hayha's knickname) and they sent troops after him. Eventually, he was shot in the jaw with an exploding bullet; but he survived, he was found by another solider and he regained consciousness the day the war ended.

He was credited with 500+ kills with his rifle and another 150+ kills with a SMG. He did it all in less than 100 days.

Russian # 1: The men said to be careful in this area.
Russian # 2: Why?
Russian # 1: They said something about the "white death".
Russian # 2: The "white death", isn't that Simo Hayha?
Russian # 1: .....
Russian # 2: Sir? Sir, what happ....

simo hayha by invaderzerock June 13, 2009

Simo Häyhä 

Only the best sniper in history.
HIs nickname (The White Death) was given to him by those of whom he kicked ass to.

He has an outrageous 505 confirmed kills, 542 and possibly more according to a researcher in some museum.

He FOUGHT for the beautiful SUOMI and never let some commie cunt to get in his way.
He is a legend and a God.

You- Hey have you heard of Simo Häyhä?
Friend- no
You- Well you see..
-2 hours later-
You- ...which makes him the best sniper in history.
Friend- Wow he's a god
You- Indeed.

Simo Häyhä by simoisgod February 2, 2021

brewski-haha 

a few beers & a few laughs

At my work, Friday is always 'go for a brewski-haha day'.

brewski-haha by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 22, 2018

Haha yes 

That feeling when you slowly lose your grip on reality, and you use memes to hide the fact that you're a shell of a human being, nothing but hatred in your heart.

Person A: *Shows picture of a dog getting fucked with a buncha lens flares*
Person B: *With no emotion in their eyes* "Haha yes"

Haha yes by JackettheRooster July 8, 2017

The big hahahaha 

When you find something really funny

That was pretty funny, I did the big hahahaha

The big hahahaha by YoYesLightTheBifta March 15, 2021

haha wow 

1. absolutely perfect response for one that does that pay attention.

Key Points:
- wow - fake show of amazement, one method to improve friendship
- haha - fake laughter, further improving friendship

*together they make a deadly combo

2. a response that occurs when one does not know how to respond

1.
- Sally: Like yesterday I was liek washing the dishes and I saw a cockroach! Like OMG! It was sooo funni!
- Bobby: haha wow

2.

- Bobby: I LOVE PEDO BEARS!
- Sally: (thinking ummm...) haha wow

haha wow by Oh la la! April 6, 2010