When person(s) begin working in a neighborhood or populated area, the surrounding residents will come outside, and begin to look busy, such as mowing the lawn, or fixing the door frame that your wife has complained about for months now.

This typically occurs in persons past the age of 40.

Everyone just decided now would be a good time to mow the lawn?

Yeah, that’s The Hawes Effect dude.

The Hawes Effect by User76239 October 20, 2021

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Black Hawes

A dyke in our friend group that can’t stop getting stiffy’s from fat chicks and 12 year olds.

Hey, anyone know where black hawes is?? i’ve been hearing yelling from his bedroom for the past few nights.

Black Hawes by Fatty420699 March 9, 2022

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Coty Hawes

One who resembles a douche. This douche, usually already used, can portray themselves as homosexual, or as a human being with cliterus and a dick up there ass. Also refer to bro.

Chad: Hey, the craziest thing happened last night! I was clubbing and getting ready to make this move on some girl, and some random guy came and asked me if i would shove my cock in his mouth!!

Bruno: What the fuck man! What you say?

Chad: Well, I said no.....but then I figured why not get a dick shoved up my ass!

Bruno: Wow man.....your a real Coty Hawes.....

Coty Hawes by NiggaBitchAssHoe March 28, 2009

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