have blowjob 

A sarcastic reaction or comment made when two or more males unnoticed leave a group of friends for a period of time.

"Where did Perry and Micheal go?"
"They left? Oh, they must have gone to have blowjob in the bushes over there or something."

have blowjob by thefourthgeorge October 8, 2007

can i have a blowjob 

One asking for pleasure. By getting a blowjob. And possibly paying to be pleasured.

Herbert:Can I have a blowjob?

can i have a blowjob by -_- nope August 17, 2019

should have been a blowjob 

A person whose existence is the very point of annoyance for most (read: all) who surround him/her. Synonym: douchebag

Joe: Yeah, this kid Sam, he totally busted into the party un-invited and then cut me in line for beer pong. I was like, WTF, dude?
Tom: Yeah, dude, I know that kid. What a waste of human matter. Yeah, that kid should have been a blowjob.

should have been a blowjob by Elizabeth LB December 11, 2008