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have a blessed day 

Sometimes it face-value means, "I wish you a nice/ pleasant/ fortunate day". Sometimes it means "I'm done talking to you now". Sometimes it means, I work two jobs, I'm tired, leave me alone.
-Your total is $7.82.
-Here's a $10. Nice weather huh?
-Your change is $2.18. Yeah, much nicer than yesterday.
-I know that's right! OK, have a blessed day, baby.
-Gang.
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Have a blessed day!

Black folks' code for "Fuck off, Honkey!"
That Cracker really pissed me off, so I told him to "Have a blessed day!"

Have a blessed day!

Someone provided this definition: "Black folks' code for "Fuck off, Honkey!"
That Cracker really pissed me off, so I told him to "Have a blessed day!" ...

and when I saw this I was compelled to provide an alternative definition.... black folk like any other folk are not all the same... In general to tell someone to have a blessed day is saying you hope they experience favor in every area of need... to say this to an enemy can be best define by the scripture Romans 12:20 (look it up)...
Have a blessed day!

Have a blessed day. 

A day in which one's consciousness is not a grievance to you over what was done or not done, and one, in which God, your Mom, or the FBI/CIA/IRS, would bother you about.
"You folks have a blessed day."
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