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Hate me girl 

a girl who goes out of their way to impress boys and make them seem that they're "not like other girls" using self deprecation.
Hate me girl: 8dramatic sigh* God Im ugly and no one likes me
Girl: WTF

dont hate me cuz you aint me

A phrase to describe when another has extreme jealousy toward you or another.
Person 1: That's bullshit you got five numbers tonight and I couldn't even get a girl to notice I was alive.

Person 2: Dont hate me cuz you aint me

Choke me like you hate me but you love me 

The first line of corpses music video "e girls are ruining my life!'
Choke me like you hate me but you love me (meme)

you're gonna hate me, but 

Something you never want anyone to say. Whenever you hear this, you should run because, you know it's going to be something bad. When someone says this, they often did something they know will make you upset. They confess using this simple yet awful phrase.
You're gonna hate me, but I used all of the shampoo.
You're gonna hate me, but I took all of your toilet paper.
You're gonna hate me, but, I ate your leftover Subway.
You're gonna hate me, but I lost your dog.
you're gonna hate me, but by Budgii October 15, 2018

He Hate Me 

The moniker used by former Las Vegas Outlaw Running back Rod Smart. He came up with the name when he first joined the team and was placed on 3rd string. Rod still uses the name for autographs in the NFL, where he plays as a KR for the Panthers.
HE HATE ME because I just scored a touchdown on him.
He Hate Me by sean January 19, 2004

he hate me 

former XFL running back named Rod Smart that wore "He Hate Me" on his jersey instead of his name
He Hate Me is now a backup running back in the NFL.
he hate me by Mike Oxlong September 29, 2003
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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