hatchet ass

An ass, that when a person turns to the side, looks like it has been hacked off by a hatchet; Jeans look way better on a chick with a dookie booty than with a hatchet ass.

She's a hottie, but Paris Hilton has a mad hatchet ass.

hatchet ass by Shanda September 28, 2004

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Hatchet Ass

Someone who was stabbed or cut on the ass for being a bad prostitute.

“ that hatchet ass bitch wasn’t worth the money I paid her. “

Hatchet Ass by MpAoRlCoO May 21, 2018

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Hatchet Ass

Someone who got stabbed or cut on the ass for being a bad prostitute.

That hatchet ass bitch over there is not worth the money I spent for the night.

Hatchet Ass by MpAoRlCoO May 21, 2018

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ass hatchet

The term a cyclist uses to describe what their bike seat feels like after it has become extremely uncomfortable due to either the duration of a bike ride or the number of consecutive days of bike riding.

By the fifth day of the Bicycle Ride Across Nebraska (BRAN), I could swear my seat had turned into an ass hatchet.

ass hatchet by rugbykiltman June 14, 2010

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ass hatchet

The coworker who immediately upon entering the workplace becomes an attached pain in the ass until the end of day. Usually accomplished by a war against silence or personal space.

Only nine hours until this ass hatchet can be safely removed.

ass hatchet by b double U March 27, 2011

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

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