hatchet ass 

An ass, that when a person turns to the side, looks like it has been hacked off by a hatchet; Jeans look way better on a chick with a dookie booty than with a hatchet ass.

She's a hottie, but Paris Hilton has a mad hatchet ass.

hatchet ass by Shanda September 28, 2004

Hatchet Ass 

Someone who was stabbed or cut on the ass for being a bad prostitute.

“ that hatchet ass bitch wasn’t worth the money I paid her. “

Hatchet Ass by MpAoRlCoO May 21, 2018

Hatchet Ass 

Someone who got stabbed or cut on the ass for being a bad prostitute.

That hatchet ass bitch over there is not worth the money I spent for the night.

Hatchet Ass by MpAoRlCoO May 21, 2018

ass hatchet 

The term a cyclist uses to describe what their bike seat feels like after it has become extremely uncomfortable due to either the duration of a bike ride or the number of consecutive days of bike riding.

By the fifth day of the Bicycle Ride Across Nebraska (BRAN), I could swear my seat had turned into an ass hatchet.

ass hatchet by rugbykiltman June 14, 2010

ass hatchet 

The coworker who immediately upon entering the workplace becomes an attached pain in the ass until the end of day. Usually accomplished by a war against silence or personal space.

Only nine hours until this ass hatchet can be safely removed.

ass hatchet by b double U March 27, 2011