hatchet ass

An ass, that when a person turns to the side, looks like it has been hacked off by a hatchet; Jeans look way better on a chick with a dookie booty than with a hatchet ass.

She's a hottie, but Paris Hilton has a mad hatchet ass.

hatchet ass by Shanda September 28, 2004

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Hatchet Ass

Someone who was stabbed or cut on the ass for being a bad prostitute.

“ that hatchet ass bitch wasn’t worth the money I paid her. “

Hatchet Ass by MpAoRlCoO May 21, 2018

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Hatchet Ass

Someone who got stabbed or cut on the ass for being a bad prostitute.

That hatchet ass bitch over there is not worth the money I spent for the night.

Hatchet Ass by MpAoRlCoO May 21, 2018

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ass hatchet

The term a cyclist uses to describe what their bike seat feels like after it has become extremely uncomfortable due to either the duration of a bike ride or the number of consecutive days of bike riding.

By the fifth day of the Bicycle Ride Across Nebraska (BRAN), I could swear my seat had turned into an ass hatchet.

ass hatchet by rugbykiltman June 14, 2010

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ass hatchet

The coworker who immediately upon entering the workplace becomes an attached pain in the ass until the end of day. Usually accomplished by a war against silence or personal space.

Only nine hours until this ass hatchet can be safely removed.

ass hatchet by b double U March 27, 2011

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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