Skip to main content
I got two words for you

•SEXY
SOFT
•If you need support you would go to a Hassam.
Hassam by Chantelle williams December 12, 2016
Words you can keep
When you want to say *Hectic* but also *Kassam*, just use Hassam

Also can be used to express disbelief.
Man1: I met *famous person*

Man2: Hassam?

Guy1: I drank 2 bottles of vodka and I didn’t even get drunk.

Guy2: Hassam...
Hassam by Septic Ones May 21, 2019
Related Words

hassam kirmani 

He who possesses an undeniable charisma that sets him apart. With each sunrise, he emerges like a bolt of thunder, a living testament to the fire that courses through his veins. His very existence is a proclamation to the world that he has risen, ready to conquer whatever challenges lie before him. Hassam Kirmani stands as the embodiment of strength and determination, a force of nature that cannot be ignored.
At the summit of the business world, where legends are born and empires are built, there stands a figure known to all as Hassam Kirmani, whose influence and prowess have reshaped industries and rewritten the rules of success.

Hassam Hussain 

A creature of habit, focus, and skill. You can find them dwelling in their 4 x 4 shelters -otherwise known as "rooms". A rich diet of coffee and banana is more than enough to sustain it. Although sushi is also a good alternative. On a sunny day you might spot them walking around, however be careful as they do not interact with idiot people. Their weaknesses include terrible music, loud chewing, and cats. More observations are yet to be determined.
"Hey look! its Hassam Hussain...............OH NO it's running away."
Hassam Hussain by MrsBear2022 June 1, 2022

Sumaya hassam 

A girl who smiles at everything you will normally see this person in bed time clothes either coming downstairs or going back up with a gown on accompanied by another just like her you rarely get to see sumaya so if you do consider yourself lucky as the bat never leaves the cave unless it’s hunting time for packet noodles or snacks
Gosh man your such a Sumaya hassam always in a gown never out at all”
Sumaya hassam by oh yeah baby October 6, 2023

Hassan-Chop! 

A Looney Tunes cartoon episode, starring Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, in which they make a left turn at Albuquerque and end up in a Tale of Arabian Nights. They encounter a burly guard with a sword who protects the treasures and yells "Hassan Chop" while he tries to behead or slash anyone with theft thought
Secrets are disclosed in every tale, bugs bunny should have made the left turn at Albuquerque, now he has to save Daffy Duck from Mr. Hassan-Chop! the burly guard who protected a huge secret.. Sadie is a calico cat
Hassan-Chop! by daywalkz June 14, 2015

Hustle Hassan 

The god himself, a man of pure class and comedic style.

Phenomenal delivery, as well as comedic timing that is so great, it will knock the socks off anyone that opposes.

To be classified as a 'Hustle Hassan', an individual has to develop a sense of humor that is impeccable to match,

he/she must spend hours a day writing jokes that he/she will most likely never use, and movie scripts that will never

come to fruition.

'Hustle Hassan's' typically take pride in spending the majority of the day writing punchlines to jokes, but never to

actually use them, but to instead burn all of them in front of him/her whilst listening to James Blunts "Good Bye My

Lover" in the middle of the night while indulging in a cup of strawberry lemonade.

Hustle Hassan's typically have podcasts that everyone and their left nut listens to. These podcasts typically offend

those that listen to it, but those that listen are too pussy to say otherwise.
Person 1: Dude, my left nut hurts.
Person 2: Fuck yo couch homie
Person 1: HAHA, I haven't laughed that hard since Titanic, Hustle Hassan head ass.
Hustle Hassan by WittyIG November 30, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
Next