Hassam

I got two words for you

•SEXY
•SOFT

•If you need support you would go to a Hassam.

by Chantelle williams December 12, 2016

Hassam

When you want to say *Hectic* but also *Kassam*, just use Hassam

Also can be used to express disbelief.

Man1: I met *famous person*

Man2: Hassam?

Guy1: I drank 2 bottles of vodka and I didn’t even get drunk.

Guy2: Hassam...

by Septic Ones May 21, 2019

hassam kirmani

He who possesses an undeniable charisma that sets him apart. With each sunrise, he emerges like a bolt of thunder, a living testament to the fire that courses through his veins. His very existence is a proclamation to the world that he has risen, ready to conquer whatever challenges lie before him. Hassam Kirmani stands as the embodiment of strength and determination, a force of nature that cannot be ignored.

At the summit of the business world, where legends are born and empires are built, there stands a figure known to all as Hassam Kirmani, whose influence and prowess have reshaped industries and rewritten the rules of success.

by The Titan of Triumph September 4, 2023

Hassam Hussain

A creature of habit, focus, and skill. You can find them dwelling in their 4 x 4 shelters -otherwise known as "rooms". A rich diet of coffee and banana is more than enough to sustain it. Although sushi is also a good alternative. On a sunny day you might spot them walking around, however be careful as they do not interact with idiot people. Their weaknesses include terrible music, loud chewing, and cats. More observations are yet to be determined.

"Hey look! its Hassam Hussain...............OH NO it's running away."

by MrsBear2022 June 1, 2022

Sumaya hassam

A girl who smiles at everything you will normally see this person in bed time clothes either coming downstairs or going back up with a gown on accompanied by another just like her you rarely get to see sumaya so if you do consider yourself lucky as the bat never leaves the cave unless it’s hunting time for packet noodles or snacks

“Gosh man your such a Sumaya hassam always in a gown never out at all”

by oh yeah baby October 6, 2023

Hassan-Chop!

A Looney Tunes cartoon episode, starring Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, in which they make a left turn at Albuquerque and end up in a Tale of Arabian Nights. They encounter a burly guard with a sword who protects the treasures and yells "Hassan Chop" while he tries to behead or slash anyone with theft thought

Secrets are disclosed in every tale, bugs bunny should have made the left turn at Albuquerque, now he has to save Daffy Duck from Mr. Hassan-Chop! the burly guard who protected a huge secret.. Sadie is a calico cat

by daywalkz June 14, 2015

Hustle Hassan

The god himself, a man of pure class and comedic style.

Phenomenal delivery, as well as comedic timing that is so great, it will knock the socks off anyone that opposes.

To be classified as a 'Hustle Hassan', an individual has to develop a sense of humor that is impeccable to match,

he/she must spend hours a day writing jokes that he/she will most likely never use, and movie scripts that will never

come to fruition.

'Hustle Hassan's' typically take pride in spending the majority of the day writing punchlines to jokes, but never to

actually use them, but to instead burn all of them in front of him/her whilst listening to James Blunts "Good Bye My

Lover" in the middle of the night while indulging in a cup of strawberry lemonade.

Hustle Hassan's typically have podcasts that everyone and their left nut listens to. These podcasts typically offend

those that listen to it, but those that listen are too pussy to say otherwise.

Person 1: Dude, my left nut hurts.
Person 2: Fuck yo couch homie
Person 1: HAHA, I haven't laughed that hard since Titanic, Hustle Hassan head ass.

by WittyIG November 30, 2018