When a Man has a threesome with another Man & a Woman; and one man jacks the other man off and fingers the Woman at the same time........
I.E. From the opening of the 1970's series of the same name "Hart to Hart"; The butler "Max" states " I Take Care of Both of Them".
When in a very romantic moment with a lover, out of nowhere something very absurd happens to ruin it. Based on that crappy TV show or movie (or whatever it is) called Hart to Hart.
(middle aged, semi wrinkley but still beautiful man and woman are liplocked in a sunny park when suddenly a dead body falls out of a tree.)
Man: Oh Shit Bitch!
Woman: What a mystery!
Man: This is a Hart to Hart moment, dear!
Woman: ...what the hell are you talking about?
A hilarious YouTuber and founder of the web series 'You Deserve A Drink'. Hart is known for making terrible puns and alcoholic beverages for a celebrity that has recently in been in the news for one reason or another.
Appeared at events such as Playlist Live and most recently her No Filter shows around America.
Tottenham Hotspur's football ground. The home of the most embarrassing football team ever to put on a pair of football boots. The actual stadium aint that bad but that might be because it was designed by the same architect,(Archibald Leitch) who designed Highbury and pretty much every other important football stadium in the United Kingdom. However, the standard of football played by Spurs is pretty diabolical. The Arsenal usually take the piss there and have won the football league twice at Spurs in the double winning 1970/71 season and again in 2003/04.
"Coming to Shite Hart Lane on Saturday?"
"Why not? Another easy three points"
"We won the league! We won the league! We won the league! We won the league! We won the league at Shite Hart Lane. We won the league at the shit hole! We won the league at Shite Hart Lane!"...... Twice.
Number 1 goalkeeper for Manchester City and England's national team. He is a great keeper and has awesome reflexes and diving skills. He also is funny and a sexy man.