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harry potter vs twilight 

the act of pissing off harry potter fans by saying twilight is better than harry potter and giving illegible or very stupid reasons.(for trolling purposes)
troll:lmao harry potter is so stupid its about a stupid asshole.twilight is so much better.
harry potter fan:and how exactly is it better than the best selling and my personal favorite book.
troll:it has vampires and sparkles.need i say more.
harry potter fan:are you retarded
(harry potter vs twilight)
harry potter vs twilight by semi456 November 27, 2010

Harry Potter vs. Twilight 

There are a lot of fights and arguments about Harry Potter vs. Twilight.

First of all, though I'm a huge Potterhead -fan of Harry Potter Books-, and think Twilight is just waste of paper and time, Harry Potter Books and Films belong to the category Fantasy/Fantastic, Twilight Books and Films are based on the category Romance.

But, if we are going to argue abot the books by their written language and originality, of course -sorry Twilight fans- Harry Potter Books are the winner of the argument.

Plus, sorry but, vampires do not sparkle.
Harry Potter vs. Twilight

Example 1:
Twihard:OMG EDWARD HOW COULD YOU BE IN SUCH A BAD MOVIE CALLED HARRY POTTER!YOU BELONG TO THE TWILIGHT SERIE!!!
Potterhead:Honey, even Robert Pattinson said that he enjoyed acting Cedric rather than Edward.

Example 2:
Twihard:Bella Swan is such a strong gir-
Potterhead:ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!SHE WAS ABOUT TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF BECAUSE HER BOYFRIEND DUMPED HER!PLUS, IF BELLA IS STRONG, HERMIONE IS THE GODDES OF THE TERM STRONG!SHE FOUGHT FOR HER SCHOOL, HER BEST FRIEND EVEN THE TIME HER LOVE LEFT HER!DON'T YOU DARE TO SAY THAT EVER AGAIN!
Twihard:*Slowly goes backwards* Okay... *Runs away*

Harry Potter vs. Twilight Rules 

A set of rules that must be followed when you are wearing a Harry Potter shirt and one of your classmates/friends/family members are wearing a Twilight shirt.

1. You cannot talk to this person.
2. You cannot tell them about the rules, they either know or they don't. If you tell them about the rules, there will be a penalty.
3. You may talk to them if and only if you are telling them that you cannot talk to them, or telling them that it is against the rules.
4. The rules must be followed, it doesn't matter if it's your mom, dad, best friend, dog, it doesn't matter.
5. If they start making fun of your shirt, you may talk to them just to tell them off or argue.
6. You must defend your shirt.
7. If necessary, you may spill something/spit on their shirt.
Today on the bus, Bob was wearing a Team Jacob shirt, I was wearing a Gryffindor shirt. I had to follow the Harry Potter vs. Twilight rules for the rest of the day.
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