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hot harmonica 

When you assume Regular Car Reviews said something dirty, and instead you find this. Next time you are at the movies, ask the service desk where to find one.
Hey ,Transformers sucked, want to give me a hot harmonica in the men's room?
hot harmonica by Bobasnotdead July 24, 2017
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Beef harmonica 

The opposite to the gentlemans skin flute(penis)...

A womans tuppence (vagina)
Buddy 1: that chick last night was crazy, she knew how to play a great skin flute and I only lasted a couple of bars of the music sheet before I was done

Buddy 2: did you reciprocate and play her beef harmonica till her shoes were sodding?

Quantum Harmonizer 

A term for a man's penis.
I'm going to put my Quantum Harmonizer in your Photonic Resonation Chamber!

Dueling Harmonica 

Two individuals, undefined in orientation and/or gender, each partaking of one half of a mans penis, divided lengthwise, by means of oral suction.
After a heated arguement, they decide to compromise and perform the dueling harmonica.

Guy 1: Yo, these two babes shared my donicker last night.
Guy. 2: You mean they gave you a dueling harmonic?
Guy 1: Yeah, I guess.

Harmonizer 

A fan who probably questions her sexuality every day because of the girl band, Fifth Harmony. Harmonizers are really into twerking and the idea of watching Camila Cabello's X-Factor audition tapes. They also tend to ship the girls together (Camren, Norminah, Caminah, Camally, Dimon, etc.) They rage/cringe/pry when they hear LYLAS or 1432. Most Harmonizers have Twitters, Tumblrs and no life. Dinah Jane's hashtags are trended worldwide with the help of her dawgs and 5H interviews are GIF'ed as soon as they hit Youtube.

You're not seen as a real Harmonizer if you don't ship at least two of the girls together. They love Normani's twerk, Lauren's beanie, Camila's butt, Dinah Jane's duck face and Ally's height. Harmonizers had endless inside jokes such as: pepeca, prying, Nutella, #BLOCKED, open doors, the Dinah Dance, etc. If you're a Harmonizer, you're very likely to become lesbian for one or all of the girls. Until Booty Pop Madness is released, Harmonizers will impatiently remain reblogging each other on Tumblr, trending worldwide on Twitter and twerking their life away.
Harmonizer:

- cAMILA CAN U NOT????
- HALLELUJAH AMEN PRAISE JESUS
- LOL LAFFIN
- pce n blessinz

Natural Harmonia Gropius 

The awesomest pokemon character ever, Natural Harmonia Gropius (aka N) is a sexy beast who can talk to any pokemon. Better get on his good side so he doesn't get a big dragon to take over the world.
Person one: "who's your favorite human character in pokemon?"
Person two: "Marni-"
Person one: "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY NATURAL HARMONIA GROPIUS"
Person two: "You're right! He IS the best, isn't he!"
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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