hardstacking 

A difficult, yet rewarding maneuver where a minimum of three females lay on top of each other, legs spread, while a male penetrates one, then continues to move up and back down penetrating all one after another.
Requires good knee strength for males.

Bob was hardstacking the shit out of Becky, Lacie, and Shasta the other night.
Bob was hardstacking for so long he had to ice his knees.

hardstacking by Psnatch April 29, 2006

Haystacking 

The act of sending an lengthy email chain to a recipient with vague directions to "see below" or "please note" without providing further instructions. This forces the recipient to search through a long list of email correspondences in hopes of figuring out what you're referring to (i.e. searching for a needle in a haystack).

"I just received an email from Dan saying 'Please advise'. But there are, like, 50 emails below his. How am I supposed to know what he's referring to?!? UGH! I hate it when he haystacks! I'm going to start haystacking him back just to piss him off."

Haystacking by indigopolis December 2, 2011

Haystacking 

The act of strategically restricting your Tinder settings in hopes of finding one person of interest. This is especially helpful if you want to make your intention to hook up clear without a discussion. Incredibly useful in a small-town where you want to know who's DTF.

Did you try haystacking that girl you met at the bar on Tinder? With the right location and age settings, it definitely won't take you more than two days to swipe through and find her if she's on there!

Haystacking by swipe-lifer May 24, 2021

Haystacking

The art or act of muddling a clear point by introducing a litany of distractors.

In a corporate setting: "The CEO’s town hall was pure haystacking; she spent forty minutes on 'company culture' initiatives to avoid addressing the upcoming layoffs."

In a legal or debate context: "The defense attorney attempted to haystack the jury by introducing three dozen irrelevant character witnesses, hoping to obscure the lack of physical evidence."

In everyday life: "I asked him why he was late, but he started haystacking the conversation with a long story about his childhood dog and the history of the local transit system."

Haystacking by genXFinalRevision January 21, 2026