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One who simply takes no shit off anyone. It is a status equivalent of gods.

Me- "Oh god, you just got punched in the face by your own father Travis..."

Travis- "Yah Chase, I know."

Me- "Your dad's a real hard-ass."

Travis's Dad- "Fuck off."

hard-ass by Hugh G. Dildeaux March 11, 2010

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Hard ass

A individual that is very straightforward and serious, and rarely jokes around. Typically used to describe your boss.

Bob: Lets go race each other in golf carts!
Me: Awesome lets go.
Boss: Where the hell you think your going boy, get back to work!
Me: Hard ass....

Hard ass by Joe momma is my momma April 17, 2009

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hard ass

When a person is up tight about stuff and is alway on task, doesnt try to have fun.

Mike Shannon is a hard ass

hard ass by Travis Ziegler January 11, 2005

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Hard Ass

like a bad ass although they dont take crap from anyone

"some one calls ur a stupid fucker"

"u say shut the fuck up bitch"
u would be a hard ass

Hard Ass by j man bamf June 11, 2006

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Hard Ass

One who takes on a burden or difficult task in order to seem capable or brave.

Mr. hard ass said that he'd carry the heavy shit!

Hard Ass by j-snap-tits May 30, 2009

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Hard Ass

A person who does somthing incredibly brave and stupid at the same time. one who does an act that shock and awes people into having to say "hardass right there"

"you set your naked self on fire for 2 minutes? Hard ass right here"

Hard Ass by E4rthbound November 18, 2006

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Hard Ass

Sticking up for yourself because no one else will.

That girl Jenn? She won't take shit from ANYONE. She's a total hard ass.

Hard Ass by feed-me-seymore October 24, 2008

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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