hard serve

the opposite of soft serve ice cream, have to scoop it with the ice cream scooper, usually 2-3 scoops is good.

Can I have a cone of hard serve cookie dough?

by Mr. Scooper October 06, 2005

Hard serve ice cream

Right before you cum, simply grip your dick as hard as you can to stop the sexplosion. After a few seconds release your grip so that the massive cumload speeds toward your partner's face. The tricky part of completing the hard serve ice cream is to slap your hardened ejaculating dick into the pools of cum right as they hit your partner's face. Mostly used during hot gay man sex.

Richard was being such a bitch that I gave him the old hard serve ice cream right on his cheek.

by DiscGolfDude May 23, 2016