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hard jew

A religious Jew. Male hard Jews are usually identifiable by wearing a yarmulke, peas (long strands of hair framing the face) and or tzitzit (white string like things hanging by the waist). Female hard Jews can usually be seen wearing long skirts and long sleeve shirts all year round, and or wigs. They usually practice a lot of Jewish customs, go to synogauge regularly and celebrate all the holidays.
“My family wants me to find a nice Jewish boy but I’m not a hard jew so I don’t think anyone would be interested.”
by nicej3wishgirl May 24, 2018
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hard jewelry

the best fucking jewelry!

you can do anything and everything in it. fuck it you can even use it as a proposal ring! you can follow them on !
bro i just bought some hard jewelry and my ex dmed me!
by lyt.jas February 25, 2020
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Hard Jewelry

Hard Jewelry is the hardest thing you could ever get, you can have big hot sweaty sex in it and it’ll still last forever. Or you could give it as a promise to someone you love dearly.
I just wore my hard jewelry once and so many hot babes came FLOCKING to me!!!
by Amazing Crocodile December 6, 2021
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Hard Jewelry

Jewelry that is so hard... that it might be harder than my throbbing when I see your mother. The pussy is attracted to you when the Hard Jewelry is equipped.
Jesus Christ bro how do you have so many bitches????
I wear hard jewelry 😎
by Spingorgniggas December 7, 2021
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