hard penis 

When a penis is fully erect and feels realy hard like a plank of wood.

Renee- "OMG Theo you have an extremely big hard penis! it feels so amazing inside me" ☺

hard penis by Likeabossbitch May 13, 2016

Hard penis 

When a man sees something attractive

Example:
Anything that involves women + r34

Bro I had a hard penis when watching a sextape

Hard penis by Your average microwave March 17, 2022

Hard penis’s 

Men or women who prefer more than one hard throbbing cock in their life

All she’s been thinking about are a whole bunch of hard penis’s

Hard penis’s by Bend over and take it raw February 11, 2021

Handpenis

A penis that takes the shape of a hand.

My boyfriend has a Handpenis.

Handpenis by Manture December 31, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004