Harding

The most ultimate factor of cool.
the level of which a "harding" is awesome, is not measureable.

Can also be used as an sarcastic insult, stating that the subject is not cool.

No example needed.
When You meet a "harding" you will know

(sarcastic use)
TK: Dude, i just finished all my homework!
Einar: Whoa, you are such a harding...

by Harding-gut112 August 8, 2008

hard-on for

To have an out-of-proportion vindictiveness toward someone or out-of-proportion desire to crush someone (metaphorically or literally). The person with the out-of-proportion feeling or the person on the receiving end of the feeling is usually male, but not necessarily so. Generally used with the preposition for.

God, Mark has a real hard-on for Eddie after Eddie got promoted over him.

That bitch, Katy, has a hard-on for Esther because she stole Katy's guy.

by dockrrrk October 19, 2012

hard on

An erection of the penile variety. Can i say erection on the internet?

Oi, cowboy from the village people! Did the leather man give you a hard on?

by Tom Brownlee July 30, 2003

hardness

Resistance of a material to local plastic deformation

Diamond has a greater hardness than any other natural material.

by Douglas Cheaterson October 10, 2007

Hard A

Generally used in the Northern regions of America, Hard A is short for Hard Alcohol or liquor. People from the south think it's dorky when the northeners use the term "hard a".

I've been sippin on some hard a.
You want a beer? No, i like hard a.

by jewell February 16, 2007

Hard

When a person, place, or thing stands out to the point where it may draw out one's excitement from it's exposure.

That fresh cherry paint job goes hard with that leather!

by jdoh April 30, 2015

Hard

When a guy's penis is expanded to it's full size

Chad : Shit Mandy watching you brush your long blonde hair makes me so Hard!
Mandy : Well maybe you should rub that Hard dick of your's on my shorts!
Chad : Oh shit your your gym shorts are so silky Ahhhhhh! Oops looks like I soiled them with my special sauce!
Mandy : Well maybe you should rip them off and rub your Hard dick in my pussy!
Chad : Mmm Im gonna fill your little pussy up with Chad's special sauce!
Sara : Hey sis have you seen my gym shorts : What The Hell Are You Doing In My Bed?
Mandy : Get lost Sara Im trying to fuck Chad's Hard dick!
Sara : Oh wow he's super hard!
Chad : Hey Sara would you like to join us ive got plenty of Chad's special sauce for the both of you? (wink)
Sara : Oh Baby!
Chad : Oh Mandy Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Mandy : Oh Chad your so Hard!
Chad : Oh Sara Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Sara : Oh Chad your so Hard!
Mandy & Sara's Mom : Hey girls it's time for lunch OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Mandy : Get the fuck out mom Chad is getting Hard in our pussy's Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Sara : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Chad your so Hard!
Chad : Mmmm! You girls are so hot Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Mandy & Sara's Mom : OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! (sniff) (sniff)
Steve : O Wow looks like Chad is sticking his Hard dick inside Mandy & Sara! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Mandy & Sara's Mom : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!

by SlopNChop December 24, 2018