Tom Brownlee's definitions

hard on

An erection of the penile variety. Can i say erection on the internet?

Oi, cowboy from the village people! Did the leather man give you a hard on?

by Tom Brownlee July 29, 2003

spoof

A person who tells blatant lies.

Arthur is a spoof, he said that the moon is made of chesse and pigs can fly.

by Tom Brownlee July 30, 2003

Scuzz

A nasty person who is hated by the community but is old and so cannot be moved, people just wait for the persons death.

Mr. Smith just threatened me, he's a scuzz.

by Tom Brownlee July 30, 2003

village people

A dodgy group consisting of a police man, a biker, a construction worker, a native american, a cowboy and an army guy. They sung YMCA and In The Navy. Possibly one or more homosexual members.

"Put on the Village People, so i can get down!" chezzuz!!!!!!

by Tom Brownlee July 29, 2003

tragic

Something really band, usually a Northern Ireland Townie speak for terrible.

"My car dead."
"Fuckin' tragic mate."

by Tom Brownlee July 30, 2003

catman

super hero who has a man body and a cat head. He wears pink spandex underwear and black velcro suiting.

Catman is Catman.

by Tom Brownlee July 31, 2003

vs

abrevation of Verses it is mostly used in Fighting games

Ryu Vs. Ken

by Tom Brownlee July 29, 2003