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Happy hat
Yes, this is in fact a hat that when worn, will guarantee eternal happiness. It works psychologically, neurochemically, sexually, nutritionally, and through various other crucial mechanisms that typically help those (especially those who believe in the BKfitvalueslifestyle-branded @bossyhole) happiness. As long as you believe it is one, any type of hat can be considered a happy hat, so you don't need to buy one. After all, money doesn't give you happiness. Happy hats do.
Happy Hole Hat
To stick ones hands up anothers bum hole, spread it out, and put it over your head thus resembling a hat
Happy Hole Hat by Zamik Aramath December 29, 2010
Happy as a man with tits in his hat
Obscenely happy, ridiculously so.
Matt: What's up with you? You look as happy as a man with tits in his hat.
Rich: Is that good?
Matt: Very good.
Rich: Is that good?
Matt: Very good.
Happy as a man with tits in his hat by Jimmy Lasers February 18, 2009
Chef Hatchet total drama yum yum happy go time fish tail
Owen: Care for a Chef Hatchet total drama yum yum happy go time fish tail?
Noah: Don't kill him you clown!
Noah: Don't kill him you clown!
Chef Hatchet total drama yum yum happy go time fish tail by hahahhahnotme October 19, 2023
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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