happy dick 

a dick after sucked vigorously and ejaculated

*skeet* *skeet* now i have a happy dick

happy dick by salsola July 25, 2008

Happy dick 

The feeling you get at the tip when you haven't been laid in awhile

I got happy dick when I realized I was definitely about to get some after many weeks.

Happy dick by Carlos Barkbeer June 12, 2015

Happy dick 

The feeling you get at the tip when you haven't been laid in awhile

I got happy dick when I realized I was definitely about to get some after many weeks.

Happy dick by Carlos Barkbeer June 12, 2015

half a happy dick

A phrase used to describe when people absolutely do not care.

Jeff Bezos surely does not give half a happy dick if people have nowhere to put their shopping carts after they shop at Whole Paycheck.

half a happy dick by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2022

Dick Happy  

1.a girl that so happy just to talk to a boy.look at a boy.or even smell anything like a boy.
2.a girl intrested in a boy that dont like her.
3.all on somebody prize peice.

number three may be also known as Dick Whopping.

1."Damn i mean was you so dick happy for that boy."
2."She so dick happy, he burped in her face and she smilied"
3."Why you keep talking about her shoes..stop Dick Whopping you Dick Happy ass bitch!"

Dick Happy by Kay.Baby October 17, 2007

Happy Dicks 

Were 3 people sit in a triangle shape and toss the next persons dick off and the first persons dick to get happy (cums) loses.

Shall we have a game of happy dicks?

Happy Dicks by A.S.8 June 14, 2016

Limp Dick Hippy Queer 

A person who is poor and cannot get hard, and possibly gay.

Bruce: Hey let's go bully the poor Jewish kid who gets off to henti.

Jésus: Nah man, that kid's gay so we'll get suspended if we do that.

Bruce: Yeah you're, right we already gassed him enough this month.

Jésus: Yeah because he's a 'Limp Dick Hippy Queer.'

Limp Dick Hippy Queer by Needle Dick 69 January 9, 2018