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HappyPockets 

When you ejaculate in your pants and hide in the nearest persons ass.
Man at the orgy last night Jim had HappyPockets
HappyPockets by Mrnanmanmam September 7, 2021
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The Happy Pickle 

a whore house in the Potomac Maryland village where whores go to whore out. and horny men go get laid
I went to the Happy Pickle and came home with a happy pickle ;)
The Happy Pickle by happy pickle November 29, 2010

HappyPockets 

When you get a boner sticking through your pocket and precum is coming out so you hide it in your ex’s anus while she shits.
Man Jim couldn’t make here he had HappyPockets
HappyPockets by Mrnanmanmam September 7, 2021
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026