Happy Christmas

Happy Whatever-Reason-It-Is-That-Im-Giving-You-This-Small-Insignificant-Piece-Of-Crap.

Must be said enthusiastically, and is simmilar to Happy Birthday, but for occasions when it may not be appropriate to say Happy Birthday, ie someones actuall birthday.

person, whilst handing someone somthig of little or no value: Happy Christmas

by cheeseflambe July 20, 2009

Happy Christmas

The alternative to merry christmas or happy holidays, only dipshits say this.

jerry: happy christmas
bob: merry christmas?
jerry: no i’m going to be an absolute shit and say happy christmas

by shittter6969 December 25, 2020

Happy Christmas

The royal family adopted "Happy Christmas" as their preferred greeting, and others took note (in fact, each year, Queen Elizabeth continued to wish her citizens a "Happy Christmas," rather than a merry one). But "Merry Christmas" has been used since at least 1534.

- Happy Christmas! - Queen Elizabeth (R.I.P.)

by frittatita December 24, 2022

Hippy Christmas

(n): That time of the year when college students leave things too bulky for packing out for anyone to scrounge.

(v): To gain possession of an item or items during above period.

"Hippy Christmas is my favorite time of year!"

or

"Check out this awesome dartboard I just Hippy Christmas-ed!"

by El Tristo August 3, 2006

Merry Happy Chrismahannukwanzaka

A mixture of the holidays of Christmas, Hannukah, and Kwanzaa used to avoid offending people during the holiday season.

Sue: "Merry Christmas!"
Jan: "I don't celebrate Christmas."
Sue: "Oh. Merry Happy Chrismahannukwanzaka then."

by Autumn S January 6, 2009