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Happy Whatever-Reason-It-Is-That-Im-Giving-You-This-Small-Insignificant-Piece-Of-Crap.

Must be said enthusiastically, and is simmilar to Happy Birthday, but for occasions when it may not be appropriate to say Happy Birthday, ie someones actuall birthday.
person, whilst handing someone somthig of little or no value: Happy Christmas
by cheeseflambe July 20, 2009
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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The alternative to merry christmas or happy holidays, only dipshits say this.
jerry: happy christmas
bob: merry christmas?
jerry: no i’m going to be an absolute shit and say happy christmas
by shittter6969 December 25, 2020
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