hans vankhoff

The name of a man you call for on the telephone in part of a prank.

Caller: Hello, is Hans Vankhoff in?
Receiver: Who's Hans Vankhoff?
Caller: Well, do you like hand jobs?
Receiver: Uhh... Well, sure, I guess.
Caller: Then I guess you should come over to my place and let me see those Hans Vankhoff!

by Limbo December 16, 2005