Hank Hill 

Main character from the TV show King of the Hill. Successfully used crack as fishing bait. Hoped to sell propane and propane accessories even as a child (if his grades were good enough). Has an irrational hatred of charcoal and Thatherton Fuels. Drinks as much (if not more) beer as Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin, but for some reason is not thought of as a alcoholic like Homer and Peter.

Hank Hill was born in the ladies room at Yankee Stadium, not in Texas.

Hank Hill by A.C. Sativa October 9, 2012

Hank Hill 

Star of t.v. show on Fox "King of the Hill" Father of Bobby Hill, husband of Peggy Hill, son of Cotton Hill.

Hank Hill: I sell propane and propane accessories

Hank Hill by Josh August 13, 2004

Hank Hill 

A character from a popular T.V. show called "King of the Hill". He's a Texan who works at a propane co. called Strickland Propane as a assistant manager selling Propane and propane accessories.

Has a wife name Peggy and they have son named Bobby. His only child due to his "Narrow Urethra"

He drives a red pick up truck.

Has a neice, Luanne .

Use to Play High School football.

Is really born in New York. Which he used to be ashamed of.

Hank Hill Quotes

Hank: We sell propane and propane accessories.

Hank:Bobby, if you weren't my son, I'd hug you

Hank: Dang it Dale. I'm going to kick your ass.

Hank: BAWHH!!

Hank: I'll tell ya what...

Hank Hill by Hankhill101 October 16, 2008

hank hill 

a texan who loves is lawn, loves his tools, loves his truck, loves his job, loves his state, and most of all, loves his propane.

dude, i would not want hank hill to be my dad

hank hill by gunslingergirlvy_c_e July 11, 2005

Hank Hill 

The main character from "King of the Hill" who is an ass kicker.
Everybody knows that he can kick your ass.

Hank Hill: Dang it Dale. I'm going to kick your ass.

Hank Hill by Arrowdance December 18, 2008

Hank Hill 

A popular cartoon T.V. dad on the FX show King of the Hill. He lives with his family Peggy (wife), Bobby (son), Ladybird (dog), and Luanne (niece) in the fictional Texas city of Arlen. He is a true, hard-working, tell-it-like-it-is American dad. His best friends are Dale Gribble, Bill, and Boomhower. Hank is more conservative and right-leaning, and, as a result, has greater family values and stronger morals than others. His friends tend to do stupid or mean things that often piss him off.

Hank: Dammit Dale! I'm gonna kick yer ass!
Me: Why does it always have to be about you and asses? (laughter)

Hank Hill by Journey Fan May 29, 2005

Hank Hill 

1. An honorable man, whom The Economist magazine referred to as "one of the wisest...creatures on television" (April 10th, 2008).
2. A man who knows what he stands for, I'll tell ya' what.
3. An American who is comfortable in his own skin, in his own work ("I sell Propane and Propane Acessories"), and in his own State (Texas...except for Austin, of course), but not in his own dang country.

Believe me, you can trust (name); I've known him a long time and he's a regular Hank Hill.

Hank Hill by VeteranShield October 24, 2011