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Hansoozle 

v. to get an unsuspecting colleague drunk beyond recognition.
On Saturday afternoon I was totally hansoozled.
Related Words
hanjior- seggsy mf.

hanjior- the best mutual that likes anime and kpop
“hey did you see hanjior’s new tiktok?”
“i don’t know-“
*SMACK* “you’re uncultured.. no taste..”
hanjior by thereal.xiao February 28, 2021

Hanooshed 

A term of which you wake up with another mans hand in your pants while both of you are sleeping.
I got hanooshed last night.
Get hanooshed bro
Hanooshed by Mundyy01 September 2, 2020

handootball 

it that shit they call football in the united states , while they grab the ball more than 90% of the match time
damn , handootball sucks a monkey's hairy large balls
Hanoon: Hanoon is an intensely Beautiful and Cute girl who always thinks About Others instead of herself she's always there to help and she's Warm Hearted She's just the Perfect girl, She's an Queen
Everyone Queen Hanoon is coming Now down
hanoon by Karina kurzawa November 9, 2020
A person who’s very caring, who has a lot of love to give to the people they care about, most selfless and precious soul. Bonus: Hajoon’s also a cute small baby pup.
Lucas: omg did you see that furry?

Clyde: thats my baby Hajoon!
Hajoon by Clydesus October 8, 2020
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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