handy special 

the somewhat politically correct term for a person/place/thing that is incapable of reaching its destined maximum potential

candice: man i hate the brakes on this van, they're retarded

carly: no candice, you mean 'handy special'

candice: you are still trying to be politically correct? *sigh*

handy special by delores haze September 5, 2006

Handy Special 

A little handicap and a little special ed.

Stop being so Handy Special and read the directions.

Handy Special by ShineBrite April 15, 2009

The Handy Special 

The Handy Special is a Newbury Park legend, not a myth but fact. Commonly described as the ultimate pain of one’s popliteal, hammy, and calves. Lengend is told that The Handy Special is and only performed by BWH the legend himself, commonly performed with the grip end of a a driver with an extra stiff shaft, double armed swung directly to the back of one’s knee area. If one is a victim of The Handy Special should seek out medical attention immediately. If not treated will result in muscle failure, muscle decay, extreme foot fungus, ED, COPD, and tendency to change genders.

“Oh my lord that kid is late to the van, he’s getting the Handy Special”
“I wasn’t able to to produce offspring after that”
“First victim was Connor Phillpot”

The Handy Special by NP Lengends and Folklore April 9, 2019

Second Hand Special 

Rolled cigarettes consisting of butts either removed from the ashtray, someone else's ashtray, or the street. While considered neither healthy nor socially acceptable, they are often smoked by those with little money and a smoking habit.

Student: Oh, joy, no baccy... I guess I'll have to have an SHS.
Friend: A what?
Student: Second hand special (removes butts from ashtray)
Friend: Oh, crap, man, that's baaaad.

Second Hand Special by Jamie and Tarne Durbin November 12, 2009

Ranch hand special 

A girl that hangs out in rural bars trying to either pick up dudes or get drunk on some poor guys dollar. She's a predator.

Hey man, you better be careful. That girl is a real ranch hand special.

Ranch hand special by BasketCase307 August 12, 2018

The Hardy Boys Special 

When two homies decide to engage in oral sex and the recipient eats a can of Vienna sausage.

"Hey, babe, I thought we should do something special tonight."

"What's with the can of Vienna sausages?"

"We're gonna do The Hardy Boys Special."

The Hardy Boys Special by DumbledoreMcWizard July 15, 2019

Wombo combo two hand twisty wristy sucky sucky yum yum special 

A move performed by females around the world who are professional at sucking cock but if not performed correctly she will be slapped in the face

I asked this bitch for that Wombo combo two hand twisty wristy sucky sucky yum yum special and she said alright baby.

Wombo combo two hand twisty wristy sucky sucky yum yum special by The only pimp November 25, 2018