handles

A strange phrase from the North of England used to describe something as rubbish. Not very good.

Have you seen her new hair cut? It's handles.

by BanginDave December 17, 2020

Basketball Handles

when a mf tries to basically break your leg by simply putting the ball under his leg

Me: Bro this guy thinks hes good he does not have Basketball Handles. Let me teach him a lesson *puts ball under leg back and forth*
Person: *somehow falls to the ground*
Crowd:*yooo he just got his ankles broke*

by Addi is a Baddie45 December 8, 2022

lip handles

How Jess entices men round to her house for sexual pleasure.

Hi Carl come round tonight to see my lip handles

by Beau78 September 25, 2018

Head handles

When a female has multiple buns on top of her head to hold onto while giving a blowjob.

That girl was giving me a skully when I held onto her head handles. Head handles are great to hold onto while getting head.

by tisom July 23, 2019

Retard Handle

The plastic knob put in the back of cellphones, so you dont drop and break your 5th iPhone, this year.

I got tired of buying Gina a new phone every time she got drunk, dropped it and broke it. So I bought her a retard handle

by Ninja Nerd Warrior April 7, 2018

Handled

When someone shoots you with a pump and it hits HARD

Person 1:Damn he was on height and fully handled me
Person2: wow he must know how to handle the pump

by Handlemeister69420 May 17, 2020

crutch handle

When you kick a girl on her shin so hard she grabs onto your dick for support

I gave this fat chick a crutch handle and that’s how my dick is broken

by Penisface1999 January 10, 2018