A nose so large that it would appear to serve a dual function as both respiration orifice and a handle for carrying the head to which it is attached.
Guy 1: "Did ya get a look at her?"
Guy 2: "Her body is working but her face is unemployed."
Guy 1: "What do you mean?"
Guy 2: "How did you miss the schnoz on that dame? It's less a nose and more a headhandle. I almost ducked when she turned around."
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).