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telephone ear, telephone elbow, & telephone hand

After a long time on a regular house phone (not a cell phone), the ears, elbows, & hands get so tired from holding the phone they get sore.
That 5~hour phone call sure gave me telephone ear, telephone elbow, & telephone hand making them so very sore.
Handlez is the largest social media plug online, not to be confused with the SoundCloud rapper Handlez.
Insta Entrepreneur: Yo bro my IG username is wack af. I wish I was able to get “nftmoney” , “jettalk” or “topg” as my handle on da gram

SoundCloud Rapper: Yo my G, just hit up my plug “Handlez” . He’ll get you right in less than a week with whatever handle you want
Handlez by IRSAgents August 1, 2022

Slave Handles 

Slave handles is another term for twin tails usually used in a sexual connotation
"It's handlebars when it's sexual, but slave handles are more... violent." -Projekt Melody

I looked up 'slave handles', but I couldn't find it." "I didn't invent it! I swear it's a term!" -Projekt Melody (Term inventor)
Slave Handles by Arclock January 22, 2021

gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 

after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this
1:”dude this chick gave me da gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000!”
2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*

Hand Fetish 

When a person is attracted to hands, of all things.
Person 1: “Did you hear that Kira has a hand fetish?”
Person 2: “Is that a Jojo’s reference?”
Hand Fetish by CpSkeletor May 25, 2020

The Kevin Hand 

The sign of ultimate disrespect and worthlessness.
Once you are given The Kevin hand gesture, your life becomes meaningless.
Often used for people who do not follow Murli.
Kevin: Wanna go watch some murli in the library?
Mariam: Nah fam, going out to smoke one.
*The Kevin Hand*