Handicrapped

When you have to crap so bad that you need a toilet NOW, and nothing else matters.

I'm sorry I stiff-armed your grandma on my way through, but I was handicrapped.

by Rex Morningside April 10, 2015

handicrap

To take a crap in the handicapped stall

I just went to that bathroom at McDonalds and handicrapped.

by The Real Slim Zoobs September 04, 2015

handicrapped

When you sit on the toilet for way to long and your legs fall asleep, making it difficult to walk for a short period of time.

"I almost fell over after that hour long deuce drop, I was officially handicrapped."

by johnny catastrophe January 18, 2012

handicrapping

Handicrapping is when you use the handicap stall instead of the tiny regular one.

I used the handicap stall to take dump. Why would I use that claustrophobic little space when I could go handicrapping.

by Mr. Cranky January 01, 2014

Handicrap

The act of pushing the handicap exit button to slowly open a public restroom door, ensuring the door pauses at its widest, while someone is taking a crap in a stall.

I just handicrapped John from HR as he dropped a steamer, at least three people walked by before the door closed.

by NJporkroll January 09, 2017

handicrapped

Adj - Having bowel issues so severe that they interfere with your normal life functions at the moment.

"I want to go out with my friends tonight, but I can't leave the toilet because I'm having severe diarrhea. I'm officially handicrapped.

by PSAforhandicrappedpeople June 29, 2012

handicrapped

When you have to shit so bad, you can't move

Dude, Bruce just had a super stuffed burrito from chipotle and now he's handicrapped

by Thefilthygoose July 26, 2015