Hand washing

a chinese term for sticking a finger inside a girl's vagina

guy 1: why does your middle finger smell wierd?

guy 2: because i just got done hand washing jesse.

guy 1: sweet!

Hand washing by dancinboy49 August 13, 2010

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Midnight hand washing

Midnight hand washing is when a girl has just finished fingering herself, and is washing her hands repeatedly to clean herself off, this can also be used as a euphemism for female masturbation.

"well I'm gonna go do some midnight hand washing"

"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night"

Midnight hand washing by ballin'mcballerthe16th July 24, 2023

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Washing your hand

It's called washing your hands

1. Put you hand in water make sure your whole hand is soaked

2. Grab the soap bar and rub it on your hands

3. Keep doing that and make sure you wash between your finger and wash every part of your hand, keep doing this for at least 20 seconds enough time to sing happy birthday twice

4. Soak your hands in the water and get all the soap off

5. Grab a CLEAN towel and dry your hands

There you just learned how to wash your hands bravo

Mom: wash your hands before dinner so we dont get the coronavirus!
Billy: okay mom
Washing your hands before dinner

Washing your hand by You know what I mean March 20, 2020

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Handwashing vs Brainwashing

Two modes of processing intelligence concerning COVID-19.

She was tuned to CNN, he to Fox News. She believed you could not be too careful. He believed it was a liberal hoax. Their tiny apartment had become a Handwashing vs Brainwashing battlefield.

Handwashing vs Brainwashing by Monkey's Dad April 5, 2020

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Midnight handwashing

Midnight handwashing is when a girl has just finished fingering herself, and is washing her hands repeatedly to clean herself off, can also be used as a euphemism for female masturbation.

"I spent some alone time last night that ended with midnight handwashing."

"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night ill talk to you later."

Midnight handwashing by ballin'mcballerthe16th July 24, 2023

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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