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bakla: mas maganda ako sa JOWA mo!
(im more beautiful than your girlfriend)
guy: no you're not! you're a mamaw!
jowa by CharVi February 9, 2007
Words you can keep
refers to a certain person whom you don't have and will never be having.
"What is Jowa?"

"Wala ka non."
Jowa by wikipeppa October 17, 2019
Related Words
jowa jowad Jowan Joward Jowa Diff jowa love Jowaan Jowaana Jowable Jowahar
Filipino slang term for boyfriend or girlfriend.
Friend: ngl bro your jowa is a cutie
Me: ikr!
Jowa by mizkeu August 30, 2019
Tagalog for "sigifciant other"
Uy tignan mo yon si Anton o! Walang jowa
Jowa by Kilyurself27 October 12, 2019

jowa love 

Jowa love is not a Long lasting love between couple,
Jowa love has the tendencies to have a lot of Love,

Jowa love is ain't true love
I have been doing Jowa love in my youth days
jowa love by IraJao03 March 14, 2018

Jowa Diff 

When your friend has a girlfriend and he can't play games with the boys as often
John Rhay got Jowa Diff'd, we lost him boys ggwp
Jowa Diff by yeslord18238 April 27, 2022
Jowaher is an arabic name , mainly found in the middle east , saudi arabia ,

Jowaher is a beautiful name which means jewelry , the beauty of jewels usually reflect on the person named 'Jowaher' , it is usually found that the girls named 'Jowaher' are usually very sexy and extremely beautiful girls ,
'Jowaher' are usually the kindest and most lovable girl found .
Alike with the rare-ness of the magnificent jewels , girls with this name tend to be very rare and special , the people around them are usually the lucky ones that tend to realize how rare 'Jowaher' trully is
Its the name given to girls in the middle east Jowaher like jewerly
Jowaher by JJUUJJII November 24, 2010
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B)
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A)
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