Definitions by tomthecool

hamwich 

Shortened word for a ham sandwich.

Variations include:
Cheese hamwich (Cheese and ham sandwich)
Spamwich (Spam sandwich?)
Toasted hamwich (Toasted ham sandwich)
etc.

"Hey, do you want something to eat?"

"Sure, I'll have a hamwich."

hamwich by tomthecool January 8, 2009

tanstaaffl 

There ain't no such thing as a fucking free lunch

Basically means "what ever you do there is a price to pay"...

"I heard they are giving out free CDs in Tesco"
"tanstaaffl"

tanstaaffl by tomthecool August 18, 2007