hamshmammered

to be hella wasted.
used on special occasions, like your birthday or st. patrick's day.

that was one sweet party my friend, i was hamshmammered to the maximum.

by metdizzle December 17, 2008

hammammered

to be severely intoxicated. one will appear more than simply "drunk" but must not display signs of being "loser pissed".

characteristics include; slurring of words, numbness of facial tissue, admission of intoxication, etc.

"Johnnie is so hammammered that he cut off his finger and grilled it. SAKE!!"

by sean_517 August 13, 2006