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hamelton 

He is very energetic and unsure about things, he is also a pothead
Oh look quit being a hamelton!
hamelton by Xxsniperwolf October 11, 2019
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The muscle that smartass guys talk loudly about when trying to sound cool around hot females, or when trying to confuse new people, gymrats, and meatheads.

Located opposite the flactoid and directly below the posterior adenoids.
Smartass1: Yeah, my hamdelts are friggin' pumped right now.
Smartass2: Dude, turn around and let me check 'em out. Wow, they look beefy, and your flactoids are totally ripped.
Smartass1: I'm about to hit my posterior adenoids, can you spot me?

Meathead: Hey man, what will make me look BIG?
Smartass: Just go over there and go heavy on the hamdelt machine.
Meathead: oh...umm, ok?
Smartass: Just ask that trainer which machine works the hamdelts best.
hamdelt by Joey Calzone December 14, 2008
And handsome man/boy who looks like a playboy but is actually a sweetheart when you get to know them.
Hamsel is such a sweetheart and is so handsome
hamsel by Valeria northas December 2, 2017

Haseltine 

A family known for there Garfield loving. They have a son that reminds everyone of Garfield, because of his face.
John Haseltine is a benchod, that hangs out with more benchods.
An alternative phrase for ‘pain in the cunt’ which can be used to describe someone who’s as numb as fuck and gets right up your fanny.
I’m sick of him talking to me. He’s nothing but a Hammeltoe.

Six friend requests in an hour? Why doesn’t he get the message! Bloody Hammeltoe.
Hammeltoe by bannedfromourgroup March 21, 2020