hamdelt 

The muscle that smartass guys talk loudly about when trying to sound cool around hot females, or when trying to confuse new people, gymrats, and meatheads.

Located opposite the flactoid and directly below the posterior adenoids.

Smartass1: Yeah, my hamdelts are friggin' pumped right now.
Smartass2: Dude, turn around and let me check 'em out. Wow, they look beefy, and your flactoids are totally ripped.
Smartass1: I'm about to hit my posterior adenoids, can you spot me?

Meathead: Hey man, what will make me look BIG?
Smartass: Just go over there and go heavy on the hamdelt machine.
Meathead: oh...umm, ok?
Smartass: Just ask that trainer which machine works the hamdelts best.

hamdelt by Joey Calzone December 14, 2008

hamselt 

Amazing person , child protected by god. Hamselt can do no wrong and is a bad bitch. No one can compare to him because hamselt is a queen. Everyone else is a pesant.

The queen is so hamselt

hamselt by Hajdjxodmmwnajjdbfvf October 4, 2016

hamelton 

He is very energetic and unsure about things, he is also a pothead

Oh look quit being a hamelton!

hamelton by Xxsniperwolf October 11, 2019

Hammeltoe

An alternative phrase for ‘pain in the cunt’ which can be used to describe someone who’s as numb as fuck and gets right up your fanny.

I’m sick of him talking to me. He’s nothing but a Hammeltoe.

Six friend requests in an hour? Why doesn’t he get the message! Bloody Hammeltoe.

Hammeltoe by bannedfromourgroup March 21, 2020