hampton wick 

Cockney ryming slang for Prick,
Hampton wick is a place in london if you didnt know

Hampton Wick usualy shortened to Hampton,

you are a right hampton

hampton wick by cockneygeeza January 4, 2007

The Honourable Member who stands for Hampton Wick 

1) a penis
2) a posh Londoner, especially one with a big member
Ivor Biggun used this term in his song "Hide the Sausage"

"See him over there? That's the Honourable Member who stands for Hampton Wick"
"Heard about him and his member"
"It's an Honourable Member and don't you forget it!"

The Honourable Member who stands for Hampton Wick by IvorBiggunFan March 23, 2024