When you suck your own dick while your girl licks her pussy while listening to Stacy's Mom by Fountains of Wayne and record it to send to Harvy Weinstein
Guy 1: John looks happy today
Guy 2: Well, I heard last night his girlfriend agreed to have a Hammy Sammy Harvy Stacy Party
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.